giveaway!!! im giving away my blog andm ylife

must reblog
mustb e following
must give me the url typhlosions


my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of

  • omg
  • dude
  • (weird noises)
  • what the hell
  • i’m going to kill you
  • fuck you


unleash hell for just $1.50


BURRGERKING’S MAY BOTM!!!!! (May is the best month tbh)


  • must be following me
  • check out my last botm!!!
  • reblog once only!! (likes will not be counted)
  • if this doesn’t get at least 100 notes - it never happened

Winner Will Get:

  • a follow from me (if not already)
  • random promos to more than 8k throughout the whole month (you can also request them!!!)
  • spot on my sidebar & my updates tab
  • help with html/voting/anything u want
  • reblog of any original posts/selfies
  • fansign (hopefully)

Runner-ups Will Get:

  • a follow from me (if not already)
  • group promo at the start and end of the month
  • help with html/voting/anything u want
  • spot on my updates tab

You will have until April 25th to reblog, then I’ll choose 5 blogs and put them in a poll. The person with the most votes by April 30th will be my May BOTM!!!!

Good luck!! Credits to Sam for the cool banner!! - check out his blog!!!


there’s a group of men on the tv answering a survey about “how much they really know about women” and they asked “which percentage of women do not orgasm from intercourse alone” and they all answered 15 when the real answer was 75 and their faces were just abysmal it gave me life


is that dirt on my computer screen or punctuation               .


I spend over $20 on food all the time but as soon as i’m in a grocery store and I see a price tag over $2 i’m all “food is so expensive how do people afford to eat wtf”

jazz solo